Hint: last week, before he announced his candidacy, he said:I am not ready to announce yet — even though it's clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative.
It's true. Stephen Colbert is running for '08.
He'll be almost as good as this guy.
In other breaking news (via PoliticsPlus) Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters.
