More Thoughts While On the Exercise Bike at the Gym.
One. Do drive-by shootings occur more frequently in Los Angeles than the national average, and if so, is it because the shooters just can't find any parking?
Two. Does stalking occur less frequently in Los Angeles than the national average, and if so, is it because the stalker has to wait in so much traffic that eventually the stalker gives up on ever making it to the stalkee's place of residence and instead, e.g., detours to a bar to drink away the road rage?
Three. Are you really wearing that spandex outfit? Really?
If you have answers to any of these questions, please send them along.
