Thank Allah for Veena Malik

It's quite easy to suffix this with 'As the actress said to the bishop...', but that would be to trivialise one of the most formidable clashes of the Islam of love with what Jesus might have termed the Islam of 'whited sepulchres', except this mullah isn't even beautiful on the outside.

Plea to the BBC: put her on Question Time.

Please.

(Blessings to Nick Cohen at the Spectator's Coffee House)